TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1 WIKI HOW TO
TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1 WIKI MOVIE

'I'm so glad we agree to get rid of that little abomination inside of you.' 'Because obviously nobody has any other say, and there's no other choice in this situation.' 'Clearly you're behind me on this because I'm your husband, and you just agree with me.' We're going to get that thing out of you.' I imagine anyone that close would want to kill her.īut Edward is like, 'Don't worry. It turns out the baby inside is trying to kill her! Please do that twist! I would love you forever if you put that twist in there! So Bella is possibly giving birth to a half-human, half-vampire hybrid. 'Never in the history of mankind has a vampire ever made love to a human and gotten her pregnant.' 'Really? Nobody knows what's growing inside me?' 'Oh, geez, you sound like just like that Jacob guy!'īut it turns out they don't exactly know what's growing inside her! Imagine what sex with a female vampire is like! (Nothing is shown on screen, then his hands come up like teeth as he makes munching sounds) Ahhhhh!īut then it turns out that Bella gets pregnant.Īnd both Bella and Edward are like, 'How is this possible? Can it be possible?' I mean, holy smokes, the room looks destroyed! In that it looks like someone threw rocks at the bed. So Edward and Bella go on their honeymoon and rock the bed. It's my job to make stupid mistakes like this and blame my parents for it.' (walks off) How many couples who have sex without protection actually get pregnant?' 'The trust that I will never endanger her life.' 'Yeah, thanks, but aren't you afraid that's gonna hurt her?' So, Edward and Jacob are like, 'Dude, I'm totally gonna lay that girl that you have the hots for.' 'Okay!' (Smiles as a 'ding' sound is heard)

TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1 WIKI HOW TO

'.I totally have no idea how to feel right now!'

'And he got so frustrated with that that he decided not to show up to your wedding at all?' 'And yet for some reason you constantly act like you're interested in him, even though you're getting married to me?' 'But you totally dumped him because you're a cocktease?' 'And you started getting the hots for that one boy?'

'Hey, Bella, remember when I dumped you for a while?' (Over the last part) Oh, Edward, you can keep her.Īnd Edward has a little surprise for her. (Mimes walking down the aisle) 'How can I smile when there's just so much drama and grief in my life? Oh, oh, it's so sad.' Look! Even Edward is smiling that awkward smile, and that's really uncomfortable! Girl, it's your wedding! Finally smile for once! It's the happiest day of her life, and she looks like she has a lip twitch! (Mimes this) That has to be a new record for these movies!īut Bella is still so happy that she's marrying the vampire Edward. No, seriously, keep your shirt on- (throws up arms) There it goes! One second and it's gone! That's what most women think they're marrying anyway.īut it turns out her other boyfriend, a werewolf. There's this girl who's marrying a blood-sucking vampire. (Mimes holding out ring) Will you marry my- Spoilers!

TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1 WIKI MOVIE

OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! Tonight's review: 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1.' And now it's time for 'Bum Reviews' with Chester A.

Twilight breaking dawn part 1 wiki